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    #11
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    Estate Agents

    tsk! what a bunch of bastar*s eh?
    Funny! But I bet when a pimp meets an Estate Agent, it's like Neo & Agent Smith in Matrix Revolutions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent
      Estate Agents

      tsk! what a bunch of bastar*s eh?
      Estate agents are just order takers, especially in the boom years. I'm not sure exactly what value they add.

      If you don't have them the chain moves quicker.
      The internet is the only shop window you need.
      You are the best person to sell your house.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        All agents are just accomplished liars for the lazy minded.

        An Agent merely lies to both parties to make them feel better about a transaction. They talk the market up/down to ensure a swift deal and max commission.

        Pure and simple.

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          #14
          Originally posted by King Cnvt
          They talk the market up/down to ensure a swift deal and max commission.
          Up until the sale agreed point yes. A middleman between you and the vendor/buyer slows things down. I've done it without an agent and it's much quicker.
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            All agents can be supplanted by machines.

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              #16
              Originally posted by NoddY
              All agents can be supplanted by machines.
              Only when machines can lie convincingly.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                Up until the sale agreed point yes. A middleman between you and the vendor/buyer slows things down. I've done it without an agent and it's much quicker.
                Maybe it was below market price.
                I'm alright Jack

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