Riff raf keep out

[Old Greg]

Where you an officer though?

If you're relying on military qualifications to get you in, as a replacement for a degree, then you must have at least got a double-barrelled name, and / or achieved the rank of "Senile" or "Purple-nosed Man Who Appears on Newsnight" before they will be deemed acceptable.

RAF? are we really interested in the views of jumped-up garage mechanics?

[Gibbon]

Officer ??????????, give me some credit. A good old NCO laddie, don't step out of line again or I'll have you polishing the station plaque.

OG - jumped up garage mechanic , didn't work that hard, too busy playing sport/cards/watching porn/drinking/planning the next pee up.

[SallyAnne]

I cant remember what colour the bricks were at my uni, I was often too out of it to notice