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I cant remember what colour the bricks were at my uni, I was often too out of it to notice
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Officer ??????????, give me some credit. A good old NCO laddie, don't step out of line again or I'll have you polishing the station plaque.
OG - jumped up garage mechanic , didn't work that hard, too busy playing sport/cards/watching porn/drinking/planning the next pee up.
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Originally posted by TheFaqqerWhere you an officer though?
If you're relying on military qualifications to get you in, as a replacement for a degree, then you must have at least got a double-barrelled name, and / or achieved the rank of "Senile" or "Purple-nosed Man Who Appears on Newsnight" before they will be deemed acceptable.
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Originally posted by GibbonOI, I was in the raf, let me in
If you're relying on military qualifications to get you in, as a replacement for a degree, then you must have at least got a double-barrelled name, and / or achieved the rank of "Senile" or "Purple-nosed Man Who Appears on Newsnight" before they will be deemed acceptable.
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Originally posted by GibbonOI, I was in the raf, let me in
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I went to Kent University, and that was more grey concrete than red brick. Does that count?
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Originally posted by smee.againCan newbies post here or is it only for more intelligent old skool posters? (Sorry, being a bit trite again)
Trite?
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Originally posted by King CnvtThis thread is exclusively for highbrow conversation about Shakespeare, Quantum Physics, complex political issues, tax, houseprices or boasting how rich you are.
If you want to talk about Big Brother, your (failed) sex life or anything "touchy feely", this is not the thread for you.
Your sort might consider going to somewhere more appropriate, like a council house.
HTH
PS. Please do not reply if you don't have a degree from a red brick university or don't speak proper like wot we do.
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Riff raf keep out
This thread is exclusively for highbrow conversation about Shakespeare, Quantum Physics, complex political issues, tax, houseprices or boasting how rich you are.
If you want to talk about Big Brother, your (failed) sex life or anything "touchy feely", this is not the thread for you.
Your sort might consider going to somewhere more appropriate, like a council house.
HTH
PS. Please do not reply if you don't have a degree from a red brick university or don't speak proper like wot we do.Tags: None
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