OK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???
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Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Leading on from Burdock's suggestion, whilst jokey there could be a good point. They take flood control very seriously over there - for obvious reasons. I think they have a 'flood minister' - or something similar.
Might be a bit of a stretch for you to take all of the good points about the Dutch flood defence systems and get them implemented into the UK, but aim high and all that!
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Cheese, tulips, clogs? Any other stereotypes I haven’t mentioned?Originally posted by n5goonerOK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???
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Originally posted by XenophonLeading on from Burdock's suggestion, whilst jokey there could be a good point. They take flood control very seriously over there - for obvious reasons. I think they have a 'flood minister' - or something similar.
Might be a bit of a stretch for you to take all of the good points about the Dutch flood defence systems and get them implemented into the UK, but aim high and all that!

Yeah, the flood barriers at Rotterdam are an impressive example of engineering!!!Comment
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Courieur service.Originally posted by Swiss TonyCheese, tulips, clogs? Any other stereotypes I haven’t mentioned?
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When I drove back and forth at weekends on most occasions I was stopped and searched at customs, (single male in a car). I ended up making an official complaint to HMC.Originally posted by n5goonerOK Guys & Girls, some of you know I'm having to travel to Holland every other week or so.....it got me thinking what could I do to utilize these expenses paid trips to line my own pockets, something legal, so no gear smuggling....there must be something that can be done......import Dutch porn for example???"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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