Originally posted by Diver
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Work you say? Now there's a concept!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
Work!
I have 2 off sick 4 sent home because of the weather and they are all permies.
Don't talk to me about work, I'm paying for workless workers at the moment.
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You are paying, is it your company then? Or are you just a 'company man'?Originally posted by DiverWork!
I have 2 off sick 4 sent home because of the weather and they are all permies.
Don't talk to me about work, I'm paying for workless workers at the moment.
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Yes, are you still getting paid?Originally posted by DiverWork!
I have 2 off sick 4 sent home because of the weather and they are all permies.
Don't talk to me about work, I'm paying for workless workers at the moment.
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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My company and I am not getting paid
Would I be upset if I was?
I am going contracting again. ...... Nah, don't think soConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Surely the weather conditions are ideal for your line of work Mr "Kirby wearer"Originally posted by DiverMy company and I am not getting paid
Would I be upset if I was?
I am going contracting again. ...... Nah, don't think so"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Eeeee ya looky bastard, we used t'dream of living in't newspaper, in't septic tank!Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneI live in a rolled up newspaper at the bottom of a septic tank, so I'm not sure.Comment
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If it's anywhere near London it's probably still worth about 200kOriginally posted by ColemanisorEeeee ya looky bastard, we used t'dream of living in't newspaper, in't septic tank!Comment
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10 points to you sir, I was hoping someone would get the referenceOriginally posted by ColemanisorEeeee ya looky bastard, we used t'dream of living in't newspaper, in't septic tank!
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there is nothing more annoying than people who quote monty python.....Originally posted by ColemanisorEeeee ya looky bastard, we used t'dream of living in't newspaper, in't septic tank!
it was funny 40 years ago..... not now! Get over it!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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