I think I am going to be sick

[scooterscot]

That's nothing I whisked my lady friend to Mafia island off the Tanzanian coast where we dined on the beach at sunset before popping the question.

[DaveB]

http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/b...ews/6931.cntns

Its quite a long article - but if you need something my make your stomach churn this will do it.

I think they made a typo in the title and transposed a B for the W

[Burdock]

I think they made a typo in the title and transposed a B for the W

[tay]

I thought it was a joke and there was going to be a punchline

I proposed to my wife as we ate Shepherds pie on the couch watching the tellie.. I said "Will you marry me?" ... she thought I said "Would you marry me?" So just said "yeah of course I would"... and then carried on watching tv.... I repeated the question.. the penny dropped and happiness chaos ensued.

[Old Greg]

I thought it was a joke and there was going to be a punchline

I proposed to my wife as we ate Shepherds pie on the couch watching the tellie.. I said "Will you marry me?" ... she thought I said "Would you marry me?" So just said "yeah of course I would"... and then carried on watching tv.... I repeated the question.. the penny dropped and happiness chaos ensued.

You old smoothie - much better that the tw@t in the article, anyway.

[Burdock]

I thought it was a joke and there was going to be a punchline

I proposed to my wife as we ate Shepherds pie on the couch watching the tellie.. I said "Will you marry me?" ... she thought I said "Would you marry me?" So just said "yeah of course I would"... and then carried on watching tv.... I repeated the question.. the penny dropped and happiness chaos ensued.

that must have been one hell of a shepherd's pie

[Chugnut]

I thought it was a joke and there was going to be a punchline

I proposed to my wife as we ate Shepherds pie on the couch watching the tellie.. I said "Will you marry me?" ... she thought I said "Would you marry me?" So just said "yeah of course I would"... and then carried on watching tv.... I repeated the question.. the penny dropped and happiness chaos ensued.

Did you find the penny? Couches eat the things.

[Swiss Tony]

FFS OK the 'romantic' bit about getting away ect I can just about fathom, but having your mates film the bit and having her sister there?? Surly it’s supposed just to be between two people and be something special, not a parade.

Its like seeing your favourite car (or pair of shoes for the ladies) in the most revolting colour imaginable! Right idea but waaaaay of!

If a mate of mine asked me to do that I’d slap him!!

[ThomasSoerensen]

I proposed in the nude - and she started laughing.

We got married anyway

[pickle]

Americans are weird. The rich ones are even wierder. For fecks sake, this daft mare will be sh4gging the pool boy behind his back within 3 years - I guarantee it.