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    #11
    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    Agreed. There's one in our office area who looks a size 0 with tastefully augmented hooters. I think I'm in lurve...
    just go and say to her

    "Zrob mi Loda"

    That should do the trick
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #12
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent
      just go and say to her

      "Zrob mi Loda"

      That should do the trick
      Does it mean ' I want to shag you' ?

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        #13
        Originally posted by andy
        Does it mean ' I want to shag you' ?
        No it is more polite than that
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #14
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent
          No it is more polite than that
          I want to shag you please?
          "My God, it's huge!!"

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            #15
            Make me an icecream???
            It's about time I changed this sig...

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              #16
              Originally posted by MrRobin
              Make me an icecream???
              That is its literal translation
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #17
                Originally posted by Burdock
                it is also a well known fact that Polish women are the most attractive in Europe.

                And they do nice beer.
                And sausages.
                and pole dancing

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                  #18
                  I was out on the tiles with a group that included a Pole and a stupid el Duder type. He kept asking the Pole for tips to chat up Polish girls. So he told him some phase and said “Use that, it drives women mad”. Stupid kid falls for it and tries it out on the barmaid and is so surprised when she slaps him hard that he collapsed on the floor. The manager told us to take him and leave. Never found out what the phrase meant but it was true it did drive women mad!
                  Drivel is my speciality

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by andy
                    and pole dancing
                    I've got to agree with that, the standard of ladeez has gone up considerably in the last few years.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NoddY
                      ...don't want to work - back home at least:
                      http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/ne...name_page.html


                      "POLAND is to allow thousands of Ukrainian and Russian workers into the country because of a massive labour shortage.

                      And the deal is likely to be extended to Indian and Chinese workers.

                      The decision comes after massive pressure from Polish employers who complained most of the available local workers had moved to the UK. "


                      So if poorly paid Poles can come to Britain, where do all the 'lazy' Brits go to better themselves?

                      Not to Australia too far and too hot, plus of course you have to have the pre requisite frontal lobotomy. 30 points I believe.

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