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    #21
    Originally posted by Ollie
    Do £1100 watches tell the time better than a £25 watch?
    Yes, you will never be late again.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Ollie
      Do £1100 watches tell the time better than a £25 watch?
      No but the chicks are impressed when you wink and tell them that 007 wears the same one.

      Incidentally I still have the same Seiko digi watch that Roger Moore wore in Moonraker but I can’t find anywhere that sells the right battery for it.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #23
        Originally posted by gingerjedi
        No but the chicks are impressed when you wink and tell them that 007 wears the same one.

        Incidentally I still have the same Seiko digi watch that Roger Moore wore in Moonraker but I can’t find anywhere that sells the right battery for it.


        Can't Q give you one?

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          #24
          Originally posted by Let-Me-In
          Oh yes!!!! (sorry Churchill...
          How? Do you have examples?

          I think of getting a new watch myself and would like to know what advantage it will give me.

          Will it save me time? Will it give me more time???

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            #25
            Originally posted by Ollie
            How? Do you have examples?

            I think of getting a new watch myself and would like to know what advantage it will give me.

            Will it save me time? Will it give me more time???

            A good one will let you go back in time, will make women fall at your feet and will give you a bigger pen*s...

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              #26
              I love the old cheap vs. expensive watch statements

              ... a watch is an item of jewellery (one of the only ones a man can wear) and is no different to a ring, or a necklace insofar as you can pay barely anything, or silly money for them. The only difference is that a watch 'does' something.

              Expensive watches are status symbols - nowt wrong with that.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                A good one will let you go back in time, will make women fall at your feet and will give you a bigger pen*s...
                Are there any that let you go into the future???

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Ollie
                  Are there any that let you go into the future???

                  Yes, but those are expensive and the batteries don't last too long.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                    Yes, but those are expensive and the batteries don't last too long.
                    I came from the late 70's with my Roger Moore watch but I've been stuck here ever since.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by nucastle
                      I love the old cheap vs. expensive watch statements

                      ... a watch is an item of jewellery (one of the only ones a man can wear) and is no different to a ring, or a necklace insofar as you can pay barely anything, or silly money for them. The only difference is that a watch 'does' something.

                      Expensive watches are status symbols - nowt wrong with that.
                      Like a big willy???

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