Originally posted by Ollie
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Anyone got a nice watch?
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No but the chicks are impressed when you wink and tell them that 007 wears the same one.Originally posted by OllieDo £1100 watches tell the time better than a £25 watch?
Incidentally I still have the same Seiko digi watch that Roger Moore wore in Moonraker but I can’t find anywhere that sells the right battery for it.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediNo but the chicks are impressed when you wink and tell them that 007 wears the same one.
Incidentally I still have the same Seiko digi watch that Roger Moore wore in Moonraker but I can’t find anywhere that sells the right battery for it.
Can't Q give you one?Comment
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How? Do you have examples?Originally posted by Let-Me-InOh yes!!!! (sorry Churchill...
I think of getting a new watch myself and would like to know what advantage it will give me.
Will it save me time? Will it give me more time???Comment
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Originally posted by OllieHow? Do you have examples?
I think of getting a new watch myself and would like to know what advantage it will give me.
Will it save me time? Will it give me more time???
A good one will let you go back in time, will make women fall at your feet and will give you a bigger pen*s...Comment
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I love the old cheap vs. expensive watch statements
... a watch is an item of jewellery (one of the only ones a man can wear) and is no different to a ring, or a necklace insofar as you can pay barely anything, or silly money for them. The only difference is that a watch 'does' something.
Expensive watches are status symbols - nowt wrong with that.Comment
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Are there any that let you go into the future???Originally posted by Let-Me-InA good one will let you go back in time, will make women fall at your feet and will give you a bigger pen*s...Comment
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Originally posted by OllieAre there any that let you go into the future???
Yes, but those are expensive and the batteries don't last too long.Comment
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I came from the late 70's with my Roger Moore watch but I've been stuck here ever since.Originally posted by Let-Me-InYes, but those are expensive and the batteries don't last too long.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Like a big willy???Originally posted by nucastleI love the old cheap vs. expensive watch statements
... a watch is an item of jewellery (one of the only ones a man can wear) and is no different to a ring, or a necklace insofar as you can pay barely anything, or silly money for them. The only difference is that a watch 'does' something.
Expensive watches are status symbols - nowt wrong with that.Comment
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