Free Energy Is On Its Way

[DimPrawn]

All free energy attracts a 90% tax rate.

HTH

[realityhack]

All free energy attracts a 90% tax rate.

HTH

So it's still free then. (0 * 1.9 = 0)

[gingerjedi]

So it's still free then. (0 * 1.9 = 0)

No not necessarily, they've done it before.Linky

[moorgrime]

The only way to get free perpetual energy is to strap a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat.
This theory isn't new, I read about it a few years ago but think about it - A cat always lands feet first when dropped, buttered toast always lands buttered side down, so therefore a slice of toast strapped to the back of a falling cat will result in a constantly spinning cat/toast combination hovering inches above the ground. You could link a few together to create buttered cat arrays. Imagine the benefiits these could bring.

[Old Greg]

The only way to get free perpetual energy is to strap a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat.
This theory isn't new, I read about it a few years ago but think about it - A cat always lands feet first when dropped, buttered toast always lands buttered side down, so therefore a slice of toast strapped to the back of a falling cat will result in a constantly spinning cat/toast combination hovering inches above the ground. You could link a few together to create buttered cat arrays. Imagine the benefiits these could bring.

Can I watch you trying to strap a slice of buttered toast to a cat's back?

[Colemanisor]

The only way to get free perpetual energy is to strap a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat.
This theory isn't new, I read about it a few years ago but think about it - A cat always lands feet first when dropped, buttered toast always lands buttered side down, so therefore a slice of toast strapped to the back of a falling cat will result in a constantly spinning cat/toast combination hovering inches above the ground. You could link a few together to create buttered cat arrays. Imagine the benefiits these could bring.

Would you get a similar effect strapping 2 cats together, back-to-back?

[Euro-commuter]

Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos. There is a finite amount of energy in the universe, it cannot be created nor destroyed.

No, but like money, its transfer from somewhere else to you can bring pleasure.

[Moose423956]

It's a fundamental law of the universe, the law of conservation of energy. There is no magical device which can create energy, it can only be changed from one form to another

Ah, but not if they've discovered how to extract energy from a parallel universe, like in Doctor Who. Or maybe it's fairy energy, which as we all know is magic.

[moorgrime]

Would you get a similar effect strapping 2 cats together, back-to-back?

Yes you could but you would have to train twice as many cats. I would not suggest we use untrained cats in this venture. The noise would be unacceptable. They need to be trained to spin quietly.
I was thinking I might open a training centre and call it 'Moorgrime's School for Spinning Pussies'

[Gibbon]

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