Reply to: Free Energy Is On Its Way

[Colemanisor]

Surely all you need is toast buttered on both sides?

Not quite as exciting as 'Moorgrime's School for Spinning Pussies' - gets my vote!

[The Lone Gunman]

Surely all you need is toast buttered on both sides?

[Gibbon]

[QUOTE'Moorgrime's School for Spinning Pussies'[/QUOTE]


Heaven, can I teach

[moorgrime]

Would you get a similar effect strapping 2 cats together, back-to-back?

Yes you could but you would have to train twice as many cats. I would not suggest we use untrained cats in this venture. The noise would be unacceptable. They need to be trained to spin quietly.
I was thinking I might open a training centre and call it 'Moorgrime's School for Spinning Pussies'

[Moose423956]

It's a fundamental law of the universe, the law of conservation of energy. There is no magical device which can create energy, it can only be changed from one form to another

Ah, but not if they've discovered how to extract energy from a parallel universe, like in Doctor Who. Or maybe it's fairy energy, which as we all know is magic.

[Euro-commuter]

Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos. There is a finite amount of energy in the universe, it cannot be created nor destroyed.

No, but like money, its transfer from somewhere else to you can bring pleasure.

[Colemanisor]

The only way to get free perpetual energy is to strap a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat.
This theory isn't new, I read about it a few years ago but think about it - A cat always lands feet first when dropped, buttered toast always lands buttered side down, so therefore a slice of toast strapped to the back of a falling cat will result in a constantly spinning cat/toast combination hovering inches above the ground. You could link a few together to create buttered cat arrays. Imagine the benefiits these could bring.

Would you get a similar effect strapping 2 cats together, back-to-back?

[Old Greg]

The only way to get free perpetual energy is to strap a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat.
This theory isn't new, I read about it a few years ago but think about it - A cat always lands feet first when dropped, buttered toast always lands buttered side down, so therefore a slice of toast strapped to the back of a falling cat will result in a constantly spinning cat/toast combination hovering inches above the ground. You could link a few together to create buttered cat arrays. Imagine the benefiits these could bring.

Can I watch you trying to strap a slice of buttered toast to a cat's back?

[moorgrime]

The only way to get free perpetual energy is to strap a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat.
This theory isn't new, I read about it a few years ago but think about it - A cat always lands feet first when dropped, buttered toast always lands buttered side down, so therefore a slice of toast strapped to the back of a falling cat will result in a constantly spinning cat/toast combination hovering inches above the ground. You could link a few together to create buttered cat arrays. Imagine the benefiits these could bring.

[gingerjedi]

So it's still free then. (0 * 1.9 = 0)

No not necessarily, they've done it before.Linky

[realityhack]

All free energy attracts a 90% tax rate.

HTH

So it's still free then. (0 * 1.9 = 0)

[DimPrawn]

All free energy attracts a 90% tax rate.

HTH

[wendigo100]

Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos. There is a finite amount of energy in the universe, it cannot be created nor destroyed.

You read that in the Times yesterday as well, didn't you. It was a magnificent quote.

[Charles Foster Kane]

It's a fundamental law of the universe, the law of conservation of energy. There is no magical device which can create energy, it can only be changed from one form to another

[The Lone Gunman]

Spin wave engines rings a bell. Cant remember the other one, it iwll come to me later.