Poll to follow (why not, feck all else to do)
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Thursday's Child Poll
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Thursday's Child Poll
25Monday16.00%4Tuesday8.00%2Wednesday12.00%3Thursday20.00%5Friday4.00%1Saturday28.00%7Sunday12.00%3The poll is expired.
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I wasn’t born, I was found under a gooseberry bush"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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That was last sunday morning you drunken sot.Originally posted by PaddyI wasn’t born, I was found under a gooseberry bush
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It's patently obvious that saturdays children have more spare time to vote as they do not work as hard as the othersOriginally posted by wendigo100I see that Saturday's children are pulling away. Hard-working contractors.
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snapOriginally posted by Let-Me-InThe stork brought me, but I do believe it was a Sunday!!!!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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