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Free SKI pass? WTF??

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    Free SKI pass? WTF??

    In my email inbox this evening:

    Hi,

    We are recruiting on behalf of a Ski equipment company based in the
    Alps who urgently require a Web Developer. Essential skills include ASP,
    ASP.NET, XML, XSLT and JavaScript and it is also a must that you speak
    French as well as English. This would ideally suit a Web Developer who
    has a real passion for skiing and as an added benefit with this
    contract comes a ski pass and accommodation.


    Please forward your CV for an immediate response.
    Yeah, we've got a really important project on the go at the moment, deadline fast approaching, high visibility site which could make or break the business.

    Meanwhile, we do of course encourage our developers to go out and try to kill themselves during their lunch break.

    #2
    They have an accident planned for you......

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      #3
      Originally posted by pisces
      They have an accident planned for you......

      SSSSHHHHHH!!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by dang65
        In my email inbox this evening:

        Yeah, we've got a really important project on the go at the moment, deadline fast approaching, high visibility site which could make or break the business.

        Meanwhile, we do of course encourage our developers to go out and try to kill themselves during their lunch break.
        Can't see a ski pass being much use at this time of the year - unless you need one to get to the site each day.
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          #5
          I'm only a 1 hour train ride from glacier skiing... yes in July.
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot
            I'm only a 1 hour train ride from glacier skiing... yes in July.
            And minutes away from frost bite in the winter
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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