Originally posted by zeitghost
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I literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.
Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!
I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.
God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....Comment
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Originally posted by BurdockI literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.
Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!
I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.
God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....
45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....Comment
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Originally posted by Let-Me-In45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....
15p a cup.
Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.
Cup 2- Same happened.
Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.
Arse!Comment
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Originally posted by Burdockha! ha!
15p a cup.
Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.
Cup 2- Same happened.
Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.
Arse!Comment
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InSo, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow MuleSkynet/archangel is coming...Comment
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InSo, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by BurdockThe coffee machine has just announced it now has control over the server power supply."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentA panasonic DVD player sale price is reduced from £270 to £245 yet you can buy the same thing for £220 in Peter Jones."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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