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    #21
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The sooner the Egyptian Grocer ends up in the Tower, the better.

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      #22
      I literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.

      Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!

      I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.

      God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....

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        #23
        Originally posted by Burdock
        I literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.

        Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!

        I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.

        God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....

        45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....

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          #24
          Originally posted by Let-Me-In
          45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....
          ha! ha!

          15p a cup.

          Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.

          Cup 2- Same happened.

          Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.

          Arse!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Burdock
            ha! ha!

            15p a cup.

            Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.

            Cup 2- Same happened.

            Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.

            Arse!
            So, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!

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              #26
              Originally posted by Let-Me-In
              So, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!
              Skynet/archangel is coming...
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #27
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule
                Skynet/archangel is coming...
                The coffee machine has just announced it now has control over the server power supply.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                  So, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!
                  Sounds like the start of a cunning plan for world domination...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Burdock
                    The coffee machine has just announced it now has control over the server power supply.
                    That's it then - you've had your chips. I'd get out before you become victim to an "accident" involving a bucket of water and a stray power lead...
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                      A panasonic DVD player sale price is reduced from £270 to £245 yet you can buy the same thing for £220 in Peter Jones.
                      But it comes in a nice bag... and you like that.
                      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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