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[Burdock]

The sooner the Egyptian Grocer ends up in the Tower, the better.

 

[Burdock]

I literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.

Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!

I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.

God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....

 

[Let-Me-In]

I literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.

Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!

I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.

God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....

45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....

 

[Burdock]

45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....

ha! ha!

15p a cup.

Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.

Cup 2- Same happened.

Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.

Arse!

 

[Let-Me-In]

ha! ha!

15p a cup.

Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.

Cup 2- Same happened.

Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.

Arse!

So, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!

 

[Moscow Mule]

So, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!

Skynet/archangel is coming...

 

[Burdock]

Skynet/archangel is coming...

The coffee machine has just announced it now has control over the server power supply.

 

[wendigo100]

So, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!

Sounds like the start of a cunning plan for world domination...

 

[Moscow Mule]

The coffee machine has just announced it now has control over the server power supply.

That's it then - you've had your chips. I'd get out before you become victim to an "accident" involving a bucket of water and a stray power lead...

 

[scooterscot]

A panasonic DVD player sale price is reduced from £270 to £245 yet you can buy the same thing for £220 in Peter Jones.

But it comes in a nice bag... and you like that.