Originally posted by zeitghost
The sooner the Egyptian Grocer ends up in the Tower, the better. 
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I literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.
Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!
I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.
God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....
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Originally posted by BurdockI literally cannot believe there will be an inquest into their death in a few months that will be entertaining the Egyptian's grossest fantasies and conspiracy delusions.
Why on earth give pantomime space to this clown?!
I feel embarassed when I hear his QC spouting on about Prince Philip and secret plots.
God I'm angry today. Virgin trains, conspiracy theories, coffee machine swallowed 45p and dispensed chocolate rather than coffee....
45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....
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ha! ha!Originally posted by Let-Me-In45p???? I would take revenge on that coffee machine if I were you...bloody cheek, what does it think it is....
15p a cup.
Cup 1- I asked for cappucino, got weak chocolate. Assumed I had pressed wrong button and tried again.
Cup 2- Same happened.
Cup 3 - Deduced there was a problem with cappucino, and tried for a 'chocomilk'. Machine spluttered and produced half cup of hot water.
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So, you were robbed at cup point by a coffee machine...3 times!!!!!Originally posted by BurdockComment
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Skynet/archangel is coming...Originally posted by Let-Me-In"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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The coffee machine has just announced it now has control over the server power supply.Originally posted by Moscow MuleComment
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Sounds like the start of a cunning plan for world domination...Originally posted by Let-Me-InComment
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That's it then - you've had your chips. I'd get out before you become victim to an "accident" involving a bucket of water and a stray power lead...Originally posted by Burdock"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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But it comes in a nice bag... and you like that.Originally posted by DodgyAgent"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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