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    #11
    Find a pub with a yard glass in it. One of those filled with the beer of your choice and laced with shots will see you on the floor.

    One memorable do (brithday not stag) saw the celebrant stipped naked and popped on a night train to Glasgow.

    Oh how we laughed

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      #12
      Originally posted by chubba
      Find a pub with a yard glass in it. One of those filled with the beer of your choice and laced with shots will see you on the floor.

      One memorable do (brithday not stag) saw the celebrant stipped naked and popped on a night train to Glasgow.

      Oh how we laughed
      Yards... eww... a mate was doing a yard against the clock once and puked directly up into it. All he ever ate was cereal and milk.

      Eww.

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        #13
        Originally posted by chubba
        Find a pub with a yard glass in it. One of those filled with the beer of your choice and laced with shots will see you on the floor.

        One memorable do (brithday not stag) saw the celebrant stipped naked and popped on a night train to Glasgow.

        Oh how we laughed
        Same thing happens in Galsgow - pissed up stag do victim dispatched to London penniless (and often trouserless.)

        It must be like some sort of p1sshead exchange programme sat mornings on Euston & Glasgow Central

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          #14
          Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l
          I'm going on my stag do this weekend and am after some suggestiosn for the following.

          1. Drinking Games
          2. Cocktails to try (not fancy cocktails but more of your ruff and ready ones like Cider and Larger "SnakeBite"

          ANy suggestion will do. My objective is to get really p1ssed and end up on the floor some point in the day/night
          Where you off to?
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Rantor
            Same thing happens in Galsgow - pissed up stag do victim dispatched to London penniless (and often trouserless.)

            It must be like some sort of p1sshead exchange programme sat mornings on Euston & Glasgow Central
            The vegetarian option.

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              #16
              Pint of Lager, Pint of Cider, Pint of Guiness - all in 60 secs or forfeit.

              Lot harder than it sounds.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Pondlife
                Pint of Lager, Pint of Cider, Pint of Guiness - all in 60 secs or forfeit.

                Lot harder than it sounds.
                Only if your not used to downing Guiness

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                  #18
                  Just make sure you relentlessly supply the stag and watch him drink, they will be in damage limitation mode and avoid as much alcohol as possible, I've been on a few stags where I ended up in a much worse state than the intended victim.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    If you have time the Centurion: 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes, ie one a minute.
                    Harder than it sounds …

                    Otherwise a Red Bast*rd: 1 pint glass filled with 1 shot vodka, 1 shot Archers, 1 bottle Bacardi breezer ,or some other substitute, lemon lime, 1 bottle Bacardi breezer watermelon (or some other substitute) Never seen anyone one do more than three before hitting the floor!

                    International Drinking Rules must ALWAYS apply

                    International Drinking Rules
                    "Wait, I still function!"

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                      #20
                      The Ultimate Cocktail

                      How about a Lunatic Special - as served in the Old Man and Scythe in Bolton

                      Half Bitter and Half Rough Cider

                      Perfect......

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