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    life in own hands

    last night travelling home on the single decker bus a young gent i was sitting next too lit up a joint...

    Now i'm no prude ut i was not in thew mood to smell his "wicked skunk" so asked him politley to "do me a favour and put that out lad"

    after a few words he did....

    He was only 14 or so but i was definitely brickin it in case a whole gang got in board and then started pounding my head!

    Was I wrong to put myself in such peril?
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    #2
    Originally posted by kramer
    last night travelling home on the single decker bus a young gent i was sitting next too lit up a joint...

    Now i'm no prude ut i was not in thew mood to smell his "wicked skunk" so asked him politley to "do me a favour and put that out lad"

    after a few words he did....

    He was only 14 or so but i was definitely brickin it in case a whole gang got in board and then started pounding my head!

    Was I wrong to put myself in such peril?
    You are Victor Meldrew and I claim £5 out of your pension
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Got on the Bus with me day sava, smoked a reefa in da corner

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MriW...elated&search=
      I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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        #4
        Originally posted by kramer
        last night travelling home on the single decker bus a young gent i was sitting next too lit up a joint...

        Now i'm no prude ut i was not in thew mood to smell his "wicked skunk" so asked him politley to "do me a favour and put that out lad"

        after a few words he did....

        He was only 14 or so but i was definitely brickin it in case a whole gang got in board and then started pounding my head!

        Was I wrong to put myself in such peril?
        Typical youth of today, not passing it around.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by kramer
          last night travelling home on the single decker bus a young gent i was sitting next too lit up a joint...

          Now i'm no prude ut i was not in thew mood to smell his "wicked skunk" so asked him politley to "do me a favour and put that out lad"

          after a few words he did....

          He was only 14 or so but i was definitely brickin it in case a whole gang got in board and then started pounding my head!

          Was I wrong to put myself in such peril?
          No, but carry a stanley knife in future just in case it happens again.

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            #6
            Thanks Numpty - that second vid has just RIPd my keyboard, coffee everywhere... And now the good lady secretary is coming up the stairs to ask me what all the noise is about. Top quality!

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              #7
              Originally posted by kramer
              last night travelling home on the single decker bus a young gent i was sitting next too lit up a joint...

              Now i'm no prude ut i was not in thew mood to smell his "wicked skunk" so asked him politley to "do me a favour and put that out lad"

              after a few words he did....

              He was only 14 or so but i was definitely brickin it in case a whole gang got in board and then started pounding my head!

              Was I wrong to put myself in such peril?
              Exactly the reason why I and many others refuse to use public transport and continue using our cars.

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                #8
                Originally posted by chubba
                Thanks Numpty - that second vid has just RIPd my keyboard, coffee everywhere... And now the good lady secretary is coming up the stairs to ask me what all the noise is about. Top quality!
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieo_Z...elated&search=
                I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Numptycorner
                  ROFL

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Numptycorner


                    If only they knew how funny they are.

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