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    #11
    I'm off in a few months

    So long suckers
    Drivel is my speciality

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      #12
      Originally posted by Buffoon
      I'm off in a few months

      So long suckers
      To where? Hector will find you...
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        I like...

        "The plan would allow HMRC to bypass the need to get a court order to seize money. It would be used against chronic defaulters as a last resort. "

        Yes that might be the plan. In the same way the dozy feckers cock up the tax credits calculations. I assume that there is a plan there also. How many of us here have had demands from the IR only to find that they were wrong. I know I have.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Looks like it's time to move all your bank accounts offshore....

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