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Sharapova is out

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    #21
    Originally posted by King Cnvt
    Only cos it makes your d1ck look smaller than it actually is.

    All your women have big hands, and used to shave before the hormones kicked in!
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      Do you really fancy tall awkward women RC? She always looks likes she about to fall over he size 10 feet.

      I like a woman as much as the next man, but I do not like a woman with big hands!
      I'm not sure the vast majority of the red-blooded male population would agree with you there. She may not be perfect, but she's incredibly fit, toned, famous, rich and that little bit cRaZy.

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        #23
        I wouldn't like all that noise in the sack.

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          #24
          Originally posted by wendigo100
          I wouldn't like all that noise in the sack.
          So the rumours are right Wendigo you are a "CUK woman"
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            #25
            don't get to upset. These two are still in the championship:

            http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/2...layerID=311710

            http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/2...layerID=311911

            Personally I prefer these two.

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              #26
              I love to see Sharapova get a pounding!

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                #27
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                I like a woman as much as the next man, !
                And who knows, one day you may even get to meet one ...
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TheRightStuff
                  don't get to upset. These two are still in the championship:

                  http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/2...layerID=311710

                  http://www.sonyericssonwtatour.com/2...layerID=311911

                  Personally I prefer these two.
                  i hear ya

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by alreadypacked
                    So the rumours are right Wendigo you are a "CUK woman"
                    Ah no, not really...I've never claimed to be anything other than a hairy-arsed, thinking-woman's gentleman!

                    I added that avatar following the famous Coconut Man thread, and I forget all about it because I have the damn things turned off.

                    I really must do something about that avatar...

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by wendigo100
                      I wouldn't like all that noise in the sack.

                      i love it when u bag a howler.

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