Sharapova is out

[realityhack]

Look im just telling it like it is.

Ok, stuff her ability on the court, its about looking at that fit body, in a frilly white skirt, screaming here heart out every 5 secs, imagining she was riding ontop of you.

Yep, I can see where you're coming, er, from.

However, having an actual real live non-virtual girlfriend may help alleviate the obsessive lusting long enough for you to appreciate the tennis.

Nah, you're right.

[Kyajae]

Look im just telling it like it is.

Ok, stuff her ability on the court, its about looking at that fit body, in a frilly white skirt, screaming here heart out every 5 secs, imagining she was riding ontop of you.

Having a girlfriend that loud while you're boffing her is going to get you an ASBO

[realityhack]

Having a girlfriend that loud while you're boffing her is going to get you an ASBO

But will you really care?

[Kyajae]

But will you really care?

I would when all the details had to be read out in court, to a packed public gallery and press.

[sasguru]

Maria Sharpova is my fiance, so pls could you cut out the crude remarks

You have an amazing ability to post while asleep..

[realityhack]

You have an amazing ability to post while asleep..

While dreaming.

[TheFaQQer]

I would when all the details had to be read out in court, to a packed public gallery and press.

I don't think you'd care too much - surely bragging rights about prowess as a lover takes care of that??

[realityhack]

I don't think you'd care too much - surely bragging rights about prowess as a lover takes care of that??

He may even bacome a c-lister and get a job presenting one of those phone-in gambling programmes on cable.

[Bagpuss]

Do you really fancy tall awkward women RC? She always looks likes she about to fall over he size 10 feet.

I like a woman as much as the next man, but I do not like a woman with big hands!

[King Cnvt]

I like a woman as much as the next man, but I do not like a woman with big hands!

Only cos it makes your d1ck look smaller than it actually is.