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    #11
    Originally posted by el duder
    really? u actually care about my wellbeing?
    Don't be daft!

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      #12
      Originally posted by el duder

      I am trying my hardest at the mo to see the lighter side of things.

      How do u recommend i stay calmn, focussed but not obessessed with the harsh reality of life?

      ED
      Buy a mirror, it works for sasguru. Hard to take life too seriously when you look like the north end of a southbound Yak......or so he says!
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        Originally posted by el duder
        Recently, with things the way they are, its hard to sometimes see the lighter side of life.

        I am trying my hardest at the mo to see the lighter side of things.

        How do u recommend i stay calmn, focussed but not obessessed with the harsh reality of life?

        ED
        Duder, for Gods' sake, have sex with something and lighten up.
        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          El brooder you need a positive mental attitude. Send £20 and I will send a copy of my book 'How to make money by ripping idiots off' Harper Collins.












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          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist
            El brooder you need a positive mental attitude. Send £20 and I will send a copy of my book 'How to make money by ripping idiots off' Harper Collins.

            He sounds like nigerian conman

            Send me £10 and I will send you my book 'How to get laid'

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              #16
              Originally posted by andy
              He sounds like nigerian conman

              Send me £10 and I will send you my book 'How to get laid'
              Don't fall for that. Send me the tenner and I'll send you my how to get rich quick book. To get you started, I'll even send you £2 with the book.

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                #17
                Lend me a tenner and I'll borrow the fiver... no, that's not right. Lend me a fiver and I'll pay back the tenner, ... no, hang on...

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                  #18
                  Get into the porn business Duder, you’re supposedly well hung for it. It’ll put a smile back on your face
                  "My God, it's huge!!"

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Lucy
                    Yes, sas wipes his bottom with sandpaper. It provides him with his helpful outlook.
                    Your not really a female, are you?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Clippy
                      Your not really a female, are you?
                      Ah... the mask slips
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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