Originally posted by el duder
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Originally posted by el duder
I am trying my hardest at the mo to see the lighter side of things.
How do u recommend i stay calmn, focussed but not obessessed with the harsh reality of life?
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by el duderRecently, with things the way they are, its hard to sometimes see the lighter side of life.
I am trying my hardest at the mo to see the lighter side of things.
How do u recommend i stay calmn, focussed but not obessessed with the harsh reality of life?
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El brooder you need a positive mental attitude. Send £20 and I will send a copy of my book 'How to make money by ripping idiots off' Harper Collins.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistEl brooder you need a positive mental attitude. Send £20 and I will send a copy of my book 'How to make money by ripping idiots off' Harper Collins.
Send me £10 and I will send you my book 'How to get laid'Comment
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Originally posted by andyHe sounds like nigerian conman
Send me £10 and I will send you my book 'How to get laid'Comment
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Lend me a tenner and I'll borrow the fiver... no, that's not right. Lend me a fiver and I'll pay back the tenner, ... no, hang on...Comment
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Get into the porn business Duder, you’re supposedly well hung for it. It’ll put a smile back on your face"My God, it's huge!!"Comment
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Originally posted by LucyYes, sas wipes his bottom with sandpaper. It provides him with his helpful outlook.Comment
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Originally posted by ClippyYour not really a female, are you?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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