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naw... like i said - still some lurkers around & I'm working from home wednesday = no early start so one of the night shift or early birds will dominateOriginally posted by Divers'OK I am going now, missing has just arrived.
So you win

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s'OK I am going now, missing has just arrived.Originally posted by Trollmy prediction is barely pointless to come on at 06:15 and thread dominate
So you win
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my prediction is barely pointless to come on at 06:15 and thread dominateOriginally posted by DiverI have a Diving contract to start at 8.00 am, good thing it's quiet between 6 & 8
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I have a Diving contract to start at 8.00 am, good thing it's quiet between 6 & 8Originally posted by Trollhow you going to cover the 06:00 -08:00 shift?
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how you going to cover the 06:00 -08:00 shift?Originally posted by DiverNah! I'm on till 6.00am one of my night staff hasn't shown up
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Nah! I'm on till 6.00am one of my night staff hasn't shown upOriginally posted by Trolllet me know when you've started... do you want to wake AP up to give you some support?
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let me know when you've started... do you want to wake AP up to give you some support?Originally posted by DiverI thought you'd gone to bed.
besides, the above post itself covers the values of the statements enclosed within it
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I thought you'd gone to bed.Originally posted by TrollYou go first....
besides, the above post itself covers the values of the statements enclosed within it
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You go first....Originally posted by DiverI.e.
Articles of interest
Witty repartee'
Intelligent discourse
Relevant debate
Adherence to current topic
Accuracy of statement
Pertinant queery
Devastating denouncement
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Originally posted by alreadypackedBoring, at least be worthy of thread domination
I.e.
Articles of interest
Witty repartee'
Intelligent discourse
Relevant debate
Adherence to current topic
Accuracy of statement
Pertinant queery
Devastating denouncement
Polite response
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practice... that's allOriginally posted by Let-Me-InSorry, I will try harder, but the competition was too good. I did get it for a brief minute tho...
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Originally posted by alreadypackedBoring, at least be worthy of thread domination
Sorry, I will try harder, but the competition was too good. I did get it for a brief minute tho...
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Boring, at least be worthy of thread dominationOriginally posted by Let-Me-In21:30
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