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Originally posted by thunderlizardBecause the phone might ring any minute!
i got a date actually. waiting to meet herComment
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Originally posted by el duderi got a date actually. waiting to meet her
Can't get the box open?
did yer bring yer pump?
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"i got a date actually. waiting to meet her"
It's not a date. I think you'll find that she cleans the office each night at that time.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Still working although I've been looking at some F-16 footage from LiveLeak instead of doing this noddy C# app for this client... oh, and a G&T at the ready though...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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That just made me spray my monitor with coffee.Originally posted by TonyEnglishIt's not a date. I think you'll find that she cleans the office each night at that time.Comment
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