Originally posted by Old Greg
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And we all know that leads to terrorism. Quick, phone FACT!Originally posted by ClippyComment
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Well it's obviously a terrorist, because a hardened terrorist is going to drive erratically, nearly crash into things and draw lots of attention to himself before running off so that everybody wants to look in his car.
I'm far too cynical it would seem...Comment
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Maybe it was a crap terrorist. Why you'd want to blow up a car outside a club on a Thursday night rather than Friday or Saturday beats me.Originally posted by ArdescoComment
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Option 1: It was some Pikey, W@9, <insert your hated group here> that had a car full of blagged gas and petrol who didn’t have a license and did a runner when they saw the ambulance because they though the police would be around.
Option 2: Totally faked so that the government can bring in more restrictions on civil liberties.Drivel is my specialityComment
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Originally posted by Old Greg
I think it was Patricia Hewitt. After being told she'd got no job under el Gordo, she goes to the pub, has a few bevvies, starts to seethe inside and plot her revenge. She then goes and fills up her car, goes to B&Q, buys a bag of nails, couple of calor gas bottles. Returns to the pub, few more bevvies to get he old dutch courage up and then is too pissed to find her way to Downing Street. Prangs the car. Legs it.
Mystery solved.Last edited by Kyajae; 29 June 2007, 14:42.Comment
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I think it was John Reid. After being told he'd got no job under el Gordo, he goes to the pub, has a few bevvies, starts to seethe inside and plot his revenge. He then goes and fills up his car, goes to B&Q, buys a bag of nails, couple of calor gas bottles. Returns to the pub, few more bevvies to get the old dutch courage up and then is too pissed to find his way to Downing Street. Prangs the car. Legs it.
Mystery solved.Comment
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I think it was Margaret Beckett. After being told she'd got no job under el Gordo, she goes to the pub, has a few bevvies, starts to seethe inside and plot her revenge. She then goes and fills up her car, goes to B&Q, buys a bag of nails, couple of calor gas bottles. Returns to the pub, few more bevvies to get he old dutch courage up and then is too pissed to find her way to Downing Street. Prangs the car. Legs it.
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Er, well, er, no, it couldn't have been Tony Blair. Chereeee wouldn't allow him out at that time of night.Comment
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Who planted the one in Hyde Park? SASguru is strangely missing this afternoonThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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