Smoking ban

[freakydancer]

I'm looking forward to smirting

[SallyAnne]

I want to gauge out the innerds of every single person who has had anything to do with the smoking ban, set fire to them, and smoke the ******* ashes IN AN ENCLOSED ******* AREA.

[sasguru]

I want to gauge out the innerds of every single person who has had anything to do with the smoking ban, set fire to them, and smoke the ******* ashes IN AN ENCLOSED ******* AREA.

Just relax! Now inhale those 300 chemicals! Mmmmmmm!

[Moscow Mule]

I want to gauge out the innerds of every single person who has had anything to do with the smoking ban, set fire to them, and smoke the ******* ashes IN AN ENCLOSED ******* AREA.

Gouge maybe?

Or do you really want to measure their insides?

[wobbegong]

I want to gauge out the innerds of every single person who has had anything to do with the smoking ban, set fire to them, and smoke the ******* ashes IN AN ENCLOSED ******* AREA.

Don't mean to be picky, but how would you smoke ashes?

[SallyAnne]

Just relax! Now inhale those 300 chemicals! Mmmmmmm!

I cant - it gets me so mad.

I went into town earlier to buy patches and all that sh*t so I could come back from Brussels on Monday as a non smoker...and I got so mad at the big **** off yellow line around the outside of the shopping centre which had in massive letters "NON SMOKING AREA" (even though it's not a ******* enclosed space) that I walked out of Boots and didn't buy anything.

**** them - I'm not ******* stopping. How ******* dare ANYONE enforce such a ******* oppresive law.

**** them all.

[Burdock]

come, come Sal. Have a nice cup of decaffeinated tea and an iced bun.

1) Your clothes wont smell all yukky and smoky when you go out
2) You'll live forever

Just two small reasons out of millions, shurely

[Mr Crosby]

Pmt?

[Diver]

I cant - it gets me so mad.

I went into town earlier to buy patches and all that sh*t so I could come back from Brussels on Monday as a non smoker...and I got so mad at the big **** off yellow line around the outside of the shopping centre which had in massive letters "NON SMOKING AREA" (even though it's not a ******* enclosed space) that I walked out of Boots and didn't buy anything.

**** them - I'm not ******* stopping. How ******* dare ANYONE enforce such a ******* oppresive law.

**** them all.

The only way them patches are going to work on you, is to stick one over each eye so you can't find yer fags

[SallyAnne]

come, come Sal. Have a nice cup of decaffeinated tea and an iced bun.

1) Your clothes wont smell all yukky and smoky when you go out
2) You'll live forever

Just two small reasons out of millions, shurely

Yes - there are many reasons why people should give up - but it should be their ******* choice!!
The government should have the balls to make them illegal, or just shut the **** up.

And dont call me Shirley