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    #11
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet


    Do you mean .45 cal? As in a pistol. 45mm would be a ******* cannon.
    yes. sorry. But I'm sure a 45mm would also do the job.
    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist
      A friend of mine (I use the term loosly)
      Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.

      Advice please

      EO the gods are smiling on you, 5* already!
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Let-Me-In
        What are scrupes?
        They're a band you idiot.

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist
          A friend of mine (I use the term loosly) has become a bit weird lately and I need some advice on how to deal with the problem.
          First off he came up to Leeds to my 30th without being invited, sh@gged the local transvestite then starts banging on about 'norvern wimmin' having no scrupes.
          He goes on and on about how hard he works answering the phone for 14 hours a day then says he gets to answer the phone because of his determination, 'its nothing to do with luck'.
          What a toss pot.
          Next he starts to organise a 'boys holiday' even though I told him my missus wouldnt be happy. He went ahead anyway, coming out with sh1te like 'she'll understand', 'she's only a bird', 'She'll be gone in a few months when your bonus is all spent'

          Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.

          Advice please




          ROFL, nice work EO

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            #15
            Devious Weekend Away

            Organise a great weekend away will all yer mates , this twit included. Dress it up with all the bells and whistles , make him salivate at the thought of this event.

            Make it no where near you, preferably in the middle of no-where. Have some ‘adult’ scavenger hunt meaning no one can arrive together. Clues to be provided in envelope he is to open on the day he is setting off, all that jazz.

            And on your part, make sure that you and your proper mates are not there. He should figure it out when he turns up to an empty station and none of you are answering your phones.
            "Wait, I still function!"

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist
              ... sh@gged the local transvestite ...
              I'm intrigued - how did that work? Poo-pipe?

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                #17
                Originally posted by wendigo100
                I'm intrigued - how did that work? Poo-pipe?
                wendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked
                  wendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!
                  A masonic? No, that's my ex-next-door neighbour. I'm a nun.

                  But I've attended a few Round Table events.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by alreadypacked
                    wendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!
                    Are you from Dublin, London or Goa?

                    If you don't mind me asking, that is.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by wendigo100
                      A masonic? No, that's my ex-next-door neighbour. I'm a nun.

                      But I've attended a few Round Table events.
                      A nun, that explains a lot.
                      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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