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Originally posted by EternalOptimistA friend of mine (I use the term loosly)
Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.
Advice please
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistA friend of mine (I use the term loosly) has become a bit weird lately and I need some advice on how to deal with the problem.
First off he came up to Leeds to my 30th without being invited, sh@gged the local transvestite then starts banging on about 'norvern wimmin' having no scrupes.
He goes on and on about how hard he works answering the phone for 14 hours a day then says he gets to answer the phone because of his determination, 'its nothing to do with luck'.
What a toss pot.
Next he starts to organise a 'boys holiday' even though I told him my missus wouldnt be happy. He went ahead anyway, coming out with sh1te like 'she'll understand', 'she's only a bird', 'She'll be gone in a few months when your bonus is all spent'
Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.
Advice please
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Devious Weekend Away
Organise a great weekend away will all yer mates , this twit included. Dress it up with all the bells and whistles , make him salivate at the thought of this event.
Make it no where near you, preferably in the middle of no-where. Have some ‘adult’ scavenger hunt meaning no one can arrive together. Clues to be provided in envelope he is to open on the day he is setting off, all that jazz.
And on your part, make sure that you and your proper mates are not there. He should figure it out when he turns up to an empty station and none of you are answering your phones."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist... sh@gged the local transvestite ...Comment
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Originally posted by wendigo100I'm intrigued - how did that work? Poo-pipe?Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypackedwendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!
But I've attended a few Round Table events.Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypackedwendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!
If you don't mind me asking, that is.Comment
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Originally posted by wendigo100A masonic? No, that's my ex-next-door neighbour. I'm a nun.
But I've attended a few Round Table events.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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