Originally posted by Sockpuppet
Do you mean .45 cal? As in a pistol. 45mm would be a ******* cannon.
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yes. sorry. But I'm sure a 45mm would also do the job.
Do you mean .45 cal? As in a pistol. 45mm would be a ******* cannon.
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EO the gods are smiling on you, 5* already!Originally posted by EternalOptimistA friend of mine (I use the term loosly)
Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.
Advice please
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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They're a band you idiot.Originally posted by Let-Me-InComment
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ROFL, nice work EOOriginally posted by EternalOptimistA friend of mine (I use the term loosly) has become a bit weird lately and I need some advice on how to deal with the problem.
First off he came up to Leeds to my 30th without being invited, sh@gged the local transvestite then starts banging on about 'norvern wimmin' having no scrupes.
He goes on and on about how hard he works answering the phone for 14 hours a day then says he gets to answer the phone because of his determination, 'its nothing to do with luck'.
What a toss pot.
Next he starts to organise a 'boys holiday' even though I told him my missus wouldnt be happy. He went ahead anyway, coming out with sh1te like 'she'll understand', 'she's only a bird', 'She'll be gone in a few months when your bonus is all spent'
Calls himself a mate - he's a complete geeky prat.
Advice please
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Devious Weekend Away
Organise a great weekend away will all yer mates , this twit included. Dress it up with all the bells and whistles , make him salivate at the thought of this event.
Make it no where near you, preferably in the middle of no-where. Have some ‘adult’ scavenger hunt meaning no one can arrive together. Clues to be provided in envelope he is to open on the day he is setting off, all that jazz.
And on your part, make sure that you and your proper mates are not there. He should figure it out when he turns up to an empty station and none of you are answering your phones."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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I'm intrigued - how did that work? Poo-pipe?Originally posted by EternalOptimistComment
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wendigo, I'm surprised and you a Masonic!Originally posted by wendigo100Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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A masonic? No, that's my ex-next-door neighbour. I'm a nun.Originally posted by alreadypacked
But I've attended a few Round Table events.Comment
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Are you from Dublin, London or Goa?Originally posted by alreadypacked
If you don't mind me asking, that is.
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A nun, that explains a lot.Originally posted by wendigo100Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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