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Which law did you last break?

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    #21
    This is a very tame thread - how about a "When were you last arrested?" thread.

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      #22
      Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
      This is a very tame thread - how about a "When were you last arrested?" thread.
      Never. Honest Guv.

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        #23
        You will be asking how long I have spent in prison next.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #24
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
          You will be asking how long I have spent in prison next.
          How long did you spend in prison, LG?

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            #25
            Originally posted by Kyajae
            How long did you spend in prison, LG?
            Is watching online porn illegal?

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              #26
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
              You will be asking how long I have spent in prison next.
              My (then) six year old son asked my wife in the middle of a crowded supermarket, "Mum, how many times have you been to prison?". You could've heard a pin drop.
              The vegetarian option.

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                #27
                Stole a network cable from work last night - f'n hotel had run out again.

                I might bring it back though so I'm not rotten to the core like you paperclip theives.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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