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Sven Joins Man Citeh

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    #21
    You wait until Sven persuades Beckham, Owen & Gerrard to come to City and we're in Europe the following year.

    Welcome Sven to the only top flight team in Manchester (not Stretford, which is a seperate town outside Manchester that shares the M postcode before we start that argument again).

    Actually, I expect the usual "we're going down" conversations to start around the end of September.
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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      "More importantly, how's the Mrs?"

      Doing well. The 'new' kidney seems to be doing it's job. Her kidney function is now approaching the levels they would expect of somebody with normal kidneys. The anti rejection drugs are a nightmare as she has to take quite a few and will have to for the rest of her life. I'm looking to start making my first appearances back on site next week after a prolonged bout of working from home.

      I say 'new' as the kidney was her mums and so was 62 years old!
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        A bloke I know has 5 kidneys. I nearly pissed myself when he told me. I didn't realise they don't take the knackered ones out.

        Best wishes to her.

        Best of luck to City - they will need it...
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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