I got some very good news

[AtW]

AtW you already have a girlfriend. I'm gutted

[sasguru]

Atw's method of flirtation. Do you flash a pearly white smile at the same time? and a little sideways nod of the head?

[AtW]

No, generally I just casually ask whether girlie likes diamonds and what size of her ring finger. Works every time...

[DodgyAgent]

No, generally I just casually ask whether girlie likes diamonds and what size of her ring finger. Works every time...

define "works every time".

Does it mean they actually talk to you as in "Feck off you ruskie perv"

or does it "work" as in they give you a good kicking? they ignore you? or they let you "do" them there and then?

[sasguru]

No, generally I just casually ask whether girlie likes diamonds and what size of her ring finger. Works every time...

You stud, you

[wendigo100]

I got some very good news

But I won't be telling you

Too late. You've told us. And whatever it is, I'm very happy for you. Unless it's a repeat of the Razzle incident, which won't go down well.

[alreadypacked]

No, generally I just casually ask whether girlie likes diamonds and what size of her ring finger. Works every time...

don't think it would work on me, but you could give it a try!