I got some very good news

[DodgyAgent]

I imagine that most things considered by Atw to be good news would be bad news for the rest of us.

[DimPrawn]

His 26 yr old Russian mail order bride has arrived, and she can code C#?

[Xenophon]

His 26 yr old Russian mail order bride has arrived, and she can code C#?

[Bright Spark]

your post count is near to 6000?

[alreadypacked]

A virtual girlfriend agreed to sleep with you

AtW you already have a girlfriend. I'm gutted

[Ardesco]

AtW you already have a girlfriend. I'm gutted

Gold digging hussy

(Unless of course you are interested in AtW's good looks, wit and charm. But i'm guessing it's his SKA millions....)

[floatsy]

His 26 yr old Russian mail order bride has arrived, and she can code C#?

Another

[chicane]

AtW's good looks, wit and charm

Didn't know there was another AtW around here?

[Clippy]

You have finally cracked how to rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time.

[Kyajae]

But I won't be telling you

You've thought of a radical and alternative use for the Humber Bridge?