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    #11
    Now when I was a young man I carried me pack
    And I lived the free life of the rover.
    From the Murray's green basin to the dusty outback,
    Well, I waltzed my Matilda all over.
    Then in 1915, my country said, "Son,
    It's time you stop ramblin', there's work to be done."
    So they gave me a tin hat, and they gave me a gun,
    And they marched me away to the war.

    And the band played "Waltzing Matilda,"
    As the ship pulled away from the quay,
    And amidst all the cheers, the flag waving, and tears,
    We sailed off for Gallipoli.
    And how well I remember that terrible day,
    How our blood stained the sand and the water;
    And of how in that hell that they call Suvla Bay
    We were butchered like lambs at the slaughter.
    Johnny Turk, he was waitin', he primed himself well;
    He showered us with bullets, and he rained us with shell --
    And in five minutes flat, he'd blown us all to hell,
    Nearly blew us right back to Australia.
    But the band played "Waltzing Matilda,"
    When we stopped to bury our slain,
    Well, we buried ours, and the Turks buried theirs,
    Then we started all over again.
    And those that were left, well, we tried to survive
    In that mad world of blood, death and fire.
    And for ten weary weeks I kept myself alive
    Though around me the corpses piled higher.
    Then a big Turkish shell knocked me arse over head,
    And when I woke up in me hospital bed
    And saw what it had done, well, I wished I was dead --
    Never knew there was worse things than dying.
    For I'll go no more "Waltzing Matilda,"
    All around the green bush far and free --
    To hump tents and pegs, a man needs both legs,
    No more "Waltzing Matilda" for me.
    So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed,
    And they shipped us back home to Australia.
    The armless, the legless, the blind, the insane,
    Those proud wounded heroes of Suvla.
    And as our ship sailed into Circular Quay,
    I looked at the place where me legs used to be,
    And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me,
    To grieve, to mourn and to pity.
    But the band played "Waltzing Matilda,"
    As they carried us down the gangway,
    But nobody cheered, they just stood and stared,
    Then they turned all their faces away.
    And so now every April, I sit on my porch
    And I watch the parade pass before me.
    And I see my old comrades, how proudly they march,
    Reviving old dreams of past glory,
    And the old men march slowly, all bones stiff and sore,
    They're tired old heroes from a forgotten war
    And the young people ask "What are they marching for?"
    And I ask meself the same question.
    But the band plays "Waltzing Matilda,"
    And the old men still answer the call,
    But as year follows year, more old men disappear
    Someday, no one will march there at all.
    Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda.
    Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?
    And their ghosts may be heard as they march by the billabong,
    Who'll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me?










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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Ah, the Pogues are good too, but here's some patriotism from Ian Dury:

      (spoken intro.)
      This one’s for Julie, who we love
      I love her almost as I do Alma
      But we don’t do Alma no more
      It’s called ‘England’s Glory’. if you wanna sing
      Please sing

      There are jewels in the crown of England's glory
      And every jewel shines a thousand ways

      Frankie Howerd, Noël Coward and garden gnomes
      Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, Sherlock Holmes
      Monty, Biggles and Old King Cole
      In the pink or on the dole
      Oliver Twist and Long John Silver
      Captain Cook and Nelly Dean
      Enid Blyton, Gilbert Harding
      Malcolm Sargeant, Graham Greene (Graham Greene)

      All the jewels in the crown of England's glory
      Too numerous to mention, but a few
      And every one could tell a different story
      And show old England's glory something new

      Nice bit of kipper and Jack the Ripper and Upton Park
      Gracie, Cilla, Maxy Miller, Petula Clark
      Winkles, Woodbines, Walnut Whips
      Vera Lynn and Stafford Cripps
      Lady Chatterley, Muffin the Mule
      Winston Churchill, Robin Hood
      Beatrix Potter, Baden-Powell
      Beecham's powders, Yorkshire pud (Yorkshire pud)

      With Billy Bunter, Jane Austen
      Reg Hampton, George Formby
      Billy Fury, Little Titch
      Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all
      Uncle mac, Mr. Patry and all

      allright england?
      g’wan england
      oh england

      All the jewels in the crown of England's glory
      Too numerous to mention, but a few
      And every one could tell a different story
      And show old England's glory something new

      Somerset Maugham, Top Of The Form with the Boys' Brigade
      Mortimer Wheeler, Christine Keeler and the Board of Trade
      Henry Cooper, wakey wakey, England's labour
      Standard Vanguard, spotted dick, England's workers
      England's glory

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