and do you stick it though the books ?
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Does anyone here employ a cleaner?
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Does anyone here employ a cleaner?
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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There's no way you could stick it through the books Gooner! Come on!!
How is it me who is being investigated?!!!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneThere's no way you could stick it through the books Gooner! Come on!!
How is it me who is being investigated?!!!
I guess it depends on the type of receipt he/she gives you...
BTW how is your investigating going....SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by n5goonerI guess it depends on the type of receipt he/she gives you...
BTW how is your investigating going....
SJD are hoping it's going to be wrapped up soon...but I'm not counting my chickens. They clearly hate me and want to get me now, b*stards
I'll keep you all posted next time anything concrete happens.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneSJD are hoping it's going to be wrapped up soon...but I'm not counting my chickens. They clearly hate me and want to get me now, b*stards
I'll keep you all posted next time anything concrete happens.
I've already had 200 'Save our Sal' t-shirts printed, profits to go to your legal fighting fund. There is a choice of design: your real pic behind bars, or a pic of your current avatar superimposed over Ronnie Barker (being disciplined by Mr Mackay).Comment
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Coincidentally yes, his name is Lawrence, aka lol, complete with personalised plates.Originally posted by n5goonerlol
He's in Dubai at the moment. When he gets back I'll ask him if his cleaner goes through the books.Comment
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yes. together with the skip and the diamond ring.Originally posted by n5goonerand do you stick it though the books ?
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Originally posted by BurdockI've already had 200 'Save our Sal' t-shirts printed, profits to go to your legal fighting fund. There is a choice of design: your real pic behind bars, or a pic of your current avatar superimposed over Ronnie Barker (being disciplined by Mr Mackay).
Ah thats sooooo sweet
And I definately prefer the 2nd option
The pope is a tard.Comment
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I've hired a body to carry my suitcases..."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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I don't see why you can't put a cleaner through the books - as long as you have your own co and they only clean 'the office'
Get your windows and garden done while you're at it too.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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