Originally posted by n5gooner
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Expedition to Mars
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Originally posted by Swamp ThingATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”
SAS (Science Officer): “Go piss up a stick, how you got top billing I’ll never know”
Sally-Anne (Health & ahem ‘Wellbeing’ Officer): “So, which section are the Newky Brown rations stored in?”
Zeity (Cook): “Hey, I think I see one of my own out there!” [stares vacantly out of the porthole]
If atw is Mission Leader, he'll lead us to a small insignificant planet which he's convinced is Mars, in spite of all evidence to the contrary.Hard Brexit now!
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I’ve already been to Mars…
...in Slough."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by AtWHow much would a 3-bedroom house cost on Mars?Comment
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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you didDrivel is my specialityComment
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I think you'll find on most council sink-estates, a lot of kids are raised on Mars, Milky Way and Galaxy. Plus the obligatory 48 multi-pack of crisps (to last the family of 4 a week).
Still, so long as there's enough dole money left over for fags, booze and Sky TV, everyone's a winner.
Class.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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