I think you'll find on most council sink-estates, a lot of kids are raised on Mars, Milky Way and Galaxy. Plus the obligatory 48 multi-pack of crisps (to last the family of 4 a week).
Still, so long as there's enough dole money left over for fags, booze and Sky TV, everyone's a winner.
Class.
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Previously on "Expedition to Mars"
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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
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Don't buy now, there will be a crash anyday now.Originally posted by AtWHow much would a 3-bedroom house cost on Mars?
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Originally posted by Swamp ThingATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”
SAS (Science Officer): “Go piss up a stick, how you got top billing I’ll never know”
Sally-Anne (Health & ahem ‘Wellbeing’ Officer): “So, which section are the Newky Brown rations stored in?”
Zeity (Cook): “Hey, I think I see one of my own out there!” [stares vacantly out of the porthole]
If atw is Mission Leader, he'll lead us to a small insignificant planet which he's convinced is Mars, in spite of all evidence to the contrary.
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Ironing all those shirts n stuff I guess!!!!!Originally posted by n5goonerin what way ??

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Originally posted by XenophonI reckon SA would get worn out...
in what way ??
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That's Supreme Leader, but otherwiseOriginally posted by Swamp ThingATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”
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Originally posted by Swamp ThingATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”
SAS (Science Officer): “Go piss up a stick, how you got top billing I’ll never know”
Sally-Anne (Health & ahem ‘Wellbeing’ Officer): “So, which section are the Newky Brown rations stored in?”
Zeity (Cook): “Hey, I think I see one of my own out there!” [stares vacantly out of the porthole]
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ATW (Mission Leader): “We’re on collision course with an asteroid. Sasguru, charge up the photon cannon NOW!”
SAS (Science Officer): “Go piss up a stick, how you got top billing I’ll never know”
Sally-Anne (Health & ahem ‘Wellbeing’ Officer): “So, which section are the Newky Brown rations stored in?”
Zeity (Cook): “Hey, I think I see one of my own out there!” [stares vacantly out of the porthole]
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That is indeed the more appropriate resource management term.Originally posted by angusgloverI was thinking "over utilised"...
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