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BAAPS - Surely the acronym can't be an accident...
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas Jefferson -
There is going to be an epidemic of 50 something women with self inflicted cancer.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Could be worse. NORKS - National Organisation for Reconstructing Knocker Sizes.Originally posted by Ruprect
I'll get my coat.......Comment
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FUNBAGS : Freedom for Udders and Nubile Breasts Association for Gropers and Strokers
Er, I'll get me Kleenex...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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"A website where women can raise cash for breast implants using personal photos is unsafe and degrading, say UK cosmetic surgeons.
The implants are paid for by male "benefactors" who, for a fee, can access the women's personal profiles, pictures and contact details.
Myfreeimplants claims any woman over 18 is eligible to join for surgery."
Genius. Plan B genius.
Maybe we should start myfreefannytrim.com and retire to the beach.Comment
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Originally posted by KyajaeCould be worse. NORKS - National Organisation for Reconstructing Knocker Sizes.
I'll get my coat.......
WABS - Worldwide Association for Boob Surgery.
DIRTY PILLOWS - Department In Research To Yield Perfection In Low Level Orbs With Scaffolding.
My coat stays where it is.Comment
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Waay hey!!!Originally posted by ChugnutWABS - Worldwide Association for Boob Surgery.
DIRTY PILLOWS - Department In Research To Yield Perfection In Low Level Orbs With Scaffolding.
My coat stays where it is.
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Originally posted by ChugnutDIRTY PILLOWS - Department In Research To Yield Perfection In Low Level Orbs With Scaffolding.
How long till this is moved to light relief then?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Maybe we should have a new group, "Hand Relief"Originally posted by Ruprect
How long till this is moved to light relief then?
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