Things to do in Milton Keynes

**Bagpuss** · 13 June 2007, 15:42

Buy a tin of glue for that authentic Milton Keynes experience

**Kyajae** · 13 June 2007, 15:45

Go to Lego Land instead. It looks the same but has more of an air of authenticity about it.

**Money Money Money** · 13 June 2007, 15:45

Originally posted by King Cnvt

I'm planning a romantic weekend in Milton Keynes. Apart from going round the roundabouts, anyone suggest some things to do?

Milton Keynes? Good sense of humour int ya?!

Snow Dome?

**wendigo100** · 13 June 2007, 15:45

Originally posted by King Cnvt

I'm planning a romantic weekend in Milton Keynes. Apart from going round the roundabouts, anyone suggest some things to do?

There's something for everyone there:

Skiing (on snow) at XScape

Evening at the Milton Keynes Theatre

Pilgrimage to the MK Dons old ground, the National Hockey Stadium

**King Cnvt** · 13 June 2007, 15:46

Sounds good. I'm glad I didn't waste money on tickets to New York or Paris now.

**Burdock** · 13 June 2007, 15:54

oooh, watchit mate, just read this. I had no idea MK was such a hotbed of violent unrest:

Milton Keynes Concrete Cows Are Smashed across the Hockey Stadium Pitch

The city's original concrete cows have been badly damaged after being targetted by vandals.

The iconic cows have been grazing at the temporary home of the MK Dons, The National Hockey Stadium since 2004.

But when builders arrived at the stadium on Saturday morning they found the five famous bovines had been uprooted, smashed and scattered across the pitch.

Police believe the offenders scaled a high fence into the ground, before managing to start up a fork-lift truck which was being used to dismantle one of the stands.

http://www.mkweb.co.uk/localnews/Dis...e.asp?ID=49098

**wendigo100** · 13 June 2007, 16:06

Yes, the cows are in the concrete cow hospital as we speak. The surgeons reckon they'll be fit in time for the big kick-off at the new stadium.

**Mustang** · 13 June 2007, 17:45

Excursions

Take an excursion to Bletchley Park...??

**wendigo100** · 13 June 2007, 20:02

Originally posted by Mustang

Take an excursion to Bletchley Park...??

Good idea! As you walk around with your girl KC, try and sound like you enjoy it - women like brainy blokes. They want brainy sperms for their babies.

Things to do in Milton Keynes