Wine Chateauneuf do Boris

[Troll]

Ours did!!! It was an amazing house...

Cellar = cupboard under the stairs.
Rooftop terrace = my bedroom wnidow which opened out onto the front door cover.
Vineyard = small part of the back garden where me dad used to plant potatoes (and bury bikes and washing machines for some reason!).

We were taught the benefits of an active imagination at quite a young age

Did you also have the rusting car in the front garden?

[SallyAnne]

Did you also have the rusting car in the front garden?

No, we never had a car!

[threaded]

(and bury bikes and washing machines for some reason!).

Not so odd, in many of the houses I've done up over the years I've found many an odd thing in the garden. Found a rusting washing machine at the centre of a rockery.

Latest one I found was a milkmaids yoke, it was in the eves of a house built in 1600...

[SallyAnne]

in many of the houses I've done up over the years

Just how rich are you Threaded?

[DodgyAgent]

Just how rich are you Threaded?

He is rich in calories

[interested]

Another quality Boris column. The man is a legend.

[oraclesmith]

On balance I think it's better for the economy if people (especially poor ones) took up heavy drinking etc and died off early. Just my opinion.

[Bluebird]

On balance I think it's better for the economy if people (especially poor ones) took up heavy drinking etc and died off early. Just my opinion.

mmm, good point - would solve the pension shortfall...

[DodgyAgent]

mmm, good point - would solve the pension shortfall...

Old farts who retire should also be put away

[Bluebird]

Old farts who retire should also be put away

I don't plan to retire, but I do plan to take my pension as easly as possible