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    #31
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    We know all women well

    that's billions. You must live a busy life
    Carpe Pactum

    (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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      #32
      and his flat wiffs of a fishy smell
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #33
        Originally posted by hyperD
        A ginger lady once left a ginger pube on our toilet seat.

        It smelled funny.

        If it was a mixture of Smirnoff Ice and kebabs, it definitely came from up north.

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          #34
          Originally posted by hyperD
          A ginger lady once left a ginger pube on our toilet seat.

          It smelled funny.

          You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

          and also
          The pope is a tard.

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            #35
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

            and also
            I'm sure it was all in the pursuit of discovery

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              #36
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

              and also
              Could be worse, he could have ordered a little plastic bag full of them from the internet...

              Hmm I wonder if anybody has thought of that yet, I could make a fortune selling stuff to sickos, just need to find somebody to supply the pubes... SA???

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                #37
                Originally posted by Ardesco
                Could be worse, he could have ordered a little plastic bag full of them from the internet...

                Hmm I wonder if anybody has thought of that yet, I could make a fortune selling stuff to sickos, just need to find somebody to supply the pubes... SA???
                Good idea... you could make one of these:

                Cabbage Patch Doll
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by hyperD
                  Good idea... you could make one of these:

                  Cabbage Patch Doll

                  That's SA isn't it - she just look a bit stuffed in that photo

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by hyperD
                    Good idea... you could make one of these:

                    Cabbage Patch Doll

                    Ahhhhhhhhh - I had one of them...she was called Samantha Jane - she had a birth certificate and everything!!

                    <sniff>
                    How I miss her She always smelt so lovely!
                    <sniff>
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      <sniff>How I miss her She always smelt so lovely!
                      <sniff>

                      Wot? Smirnoff Ice & Kebabs?

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