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Clippy replied

6 June 2007, 16:19
Originally posted by Ardesco

...just need to find somebody to supply the pubes... SA???

Just use rusty wire wool!
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Ardesco replied

6 June 2007, 15:47
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Ahhhhhhhhh - I had one of them...she was called Samantha Jane - she had a birth certificate and everything!!

<sniff>
How I miss her She always smelt so lovely!
<sniff>

Maybe ginger pubes only smell funny to non gingers then.....
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Kyajae replied

6 June 2007, 15:47
Originally posted by SallyAnne

<sniff>How I miss her She always smelt so lovely!
<sniff>

Wot? Smirnoff Ice & Kebabs?
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SallyAnne replied

6 June 2007, 15:45
Originally posted by hyperD

Good idea... you could make one of these:

Cabbage Patch Doll

Ahhhhhhhhh - I had one of them...she was called Samantha Jane - she had a birth certificate and everything!!

<sniff>
How I miss her She always smelt so lovely!
<sniff>
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Kyajae replied

6 June 2007, 15:43
Originally posted by hyperD

Good idea... you could make one of these:

Cabbage Patch Doll

That's SA isn't it - she just look a bit stuffed in that photo
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hyperD replied

6 June 2007, 15:42
Originally posted by Ardesco

Could be worse, he could have ordered a little plastic bag full of them from the internet...

Hmm I wonder if anybody has thought of that yet, I could make a fortune selling stuff to sickos, just need to find somebody to supply the pubes... SA???

Good idea... you could make one of these:

Cabbage Patch Doll
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Ardesco replied

6 June 2007, 15:40
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

and also

Could be worse, he could have ordered a little plastic bag full of them from the internet...

Hmm I wonder if anybody has thought of that yet, I could make a fortune selling stuff to sickos, just need to find somebody to supply the pubes... SA???
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Kyajae replied

6 June 2007, 15:38
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

and also

I'm sure it was all in the pursuit of discovery
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SallyAnne replied

6 June 2007, 15:37
Originally posted by hyperD

A ginger lady once left a ginger pube on our toilet seat.

It smelled funny.

You picked a pube up and smelt it?!!!!

and also
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Kyajae replied

6 June 2007, 15:35
Originally posted by hyperD

A ginger lady once left a ginger pube on our toilet seat.

It smelled funny.

If it was a mixture of Smirnoff Ice and kebabs, it definitely came from up north.
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Bagpuss replied

6 June 2007, 15:35
and his flat wiffs of a fishy smell
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To BI or not to BI? replied

6 June 2007, 15:34
Originally posted by Kyajae

We know all women well

that's billions. You must live a busy life
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hyperD replied

6 June 2007, 15:34
A ginger lady once left a ginger pube on our toilet seat.

It smelled funny.
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Kyajae replied

6 June 2007, 15:31
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You know me well now

We know all women well
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SallyAnne replied

6 June 2007, 15:28
Originally posted by Kyajae

True, if you were SA your avatar would show someone with a bloke's ripped-off bollox in their hand

You know me well now
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