Chav names

[SallyAnne]

Shhhh!!!! We're enjoying this!

<slap on back of head, naughty Sally>

Sorry - it's just that the bloke is such a tit end.

(Bagpuss that is, not SAS, or Kevin)

[King Cnvt]

My name is Bob.

Who do I sue?

[freakydancer]

You dont really understand what chav's are do you freaky?

I'm sure you'd could explain?

[Kyajae]

My name is Bob.

Who do I sue?

Sue me for daring to read your confession. I'm worth a Bob (or two)

('Scuse the pun)

[sasguru]

Sorry - it's just that the bloke is such a tit end.

(Bagpuss that is, not SAS, or Kevin)

most would agree.

[Kyajae]

most would agree.

I agree too. You're not a tit. You're a maggot.

[sasguru]

I agree too. You're not a tit. You're a maggot.

Jah jah ...

[Kyajae]

Jah jah ...

.....and possibly foreign?

[SallyAnne]

Do you two need to get a room?

[sasguru]

.....and possibly foreign?

Not terribly bright, are ye?