Old Greg, is this you?

[Chugnut]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6704009.stm

[King Cnvt]

But as time goes on a couple of celebrities stroll in, groups of men are led to tables and the gleaming buckets are soon replete with bubbly. Suddenly, the girls who have been waiting, drinkless on the sidelines, gravitate like vultures to men who've paid £600 or more for a table. Some head for the booths that might require a spend of £1,500-£3,000.

Each partying table of two or three men can be surrounded by 10 women drinking champagne. It's perhaps a little taste of why some might stretch their budgets to be the centre of attention.

Sights can be seen. A man in a knee-length leather waistcoat entertains eight women, while standing on a sofa making hip hop hand signals. A woman "Tango'd" with fake tan bares her surgically-enhanced breasts for a photographer.

Sounds like money well spent to me!

[Bagpuss]

"People are thinking if a celebrity is in the same club as them that makes them cool because the celeb is cool so they feel like they're going to the right club".

Jesus Wept!

[Old Greg]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6704009.stm

Might be.

[Chugnut]

Might be.

Thought so.

Do you want to borrow a fiver then?

[Old Greg]

Thought so.

Do you want to borrow a fiver then?

What are the borrowing terms?

[Chugnut]

What are the borrowing terms?

Quite reasonable as it goes, see the bartender at Movida for full details.

Or just put it on the tab.

HTH

[Old Greg]

Quite reasonable as it goes, see the bartender at Movida for full details.

Or just put it on the tab.

HTH

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not actually an IT Programmer from Walthamstow.

[Chugnut]

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not actually an IT Programmer from Walthamstow.

Oh, it must be another Gregory then.

Sorry.

[Old Greg]

Oh, it must be another Gregory then.

Sorry.

He didn't look like a transexual merman either.