I knew this morning got off to a bad start...

[scooterscot]

when I got into the car 'fook me someone has stolen the steering wheel'

actually it was a left hand drive, the steering wheel was exactly where it was supposed to be...

[Kyajae]

when I got into the car 'fook me someone has stolen the steering wheel'

actually it was a left hand drive, the steering wheel was exactly where it was supposed to be...

Some jokes just write themselves

[realityhack]

...when I got to the train station on time, but for some unknown reason stood on the wrong platform, and almost ended up in Reading instead of Waterloo.

[angusglover]

And there is naff all in Reading.....