Women, Cars & Make up

[Kyajae]

It’s a bloody fatal combination. It’s dawned on me in the past two weeks during the morning crawl into work, how many women drive and apply their make up at the same time (obviously saving the mascara application for traffic lights on red).

Either they can’t get their arses out of bed early enough to perform this ritual before they leave home, or they simply have so much to put it would necessitate a 4am rise just to get to the office on time.

In addition, this morning, I actually witnessed a bimboid eating a pot of yoghurt whilst cruising 50 mph on the outside lane of dual carriageway; right hand holding yogurt pot, outside palm of right hand against the steering wheel and spoon in left hand.

No wonder my insurance premiums keep going up each year despite having been driving for 23 years without ever being involved in an accident.

Women who drive and apply make up ---> <----- Careful Drivers

[Kyajae awaiting wrath of SallyAnne ]

[threaded]

I watch for them about to apply the mascara and them b1tch-slap the roof of their car.

Is really funny.

Don't do it unless you've got 3lit3 cycling skilzz tho'!

[SallyAnne]

[Kyajae awaiting wrath of SallyAnne ]

cant be ar*ed

We need a smilie with zzzz's coming out of it.

[gingerjedi]

I watch for them about to apply the mascara and them b1tch-slap the roof of their car.

Is really funny.

Don't do it unless you've got 3lit3 cycling skilzz tho'!

Pwnd! its l33t get wit da program!

Do you lean on peoples car roof's at traffic lights so you don't have to take your 'spuds' out? It doesn't bother me but some people can get quite irate!

[Bagpuss]

It’s a bloody fatal combination. It’s dawned on me in the past two weeks during the morning crawl into work, how many women drive and apply their make up at the same time (obviously saving the mascara application for traffic lights on red).

Either they can’t get their arses out of bed early enough to perform this ritual before they leave home, or they simply have so much to put it would necessitate a 4am rise just to get to the office on time.

In addition, this morning, I actually witnessed a bimboid eating a pot of yoghurt whilst cruising 50 mph on the outside lane of dual carriageway; right hand holding yogurt pot, outside palm of right hand against the steering wheel and spoon in left hand.

No wonder my insurance premiums keep going up each year despite having been driving for 23 years without ever being involved in an accident.

Women who drive and apply make up ---> <----- Careful Drivers

[Kyajae awaiting wrath of SallyAnne ]

Women have more crashes than men, but men have more 'impressive' ones when they do crash.

[Paddy]

I watch for them about to apply the mascara and them b1tch-slap the roof of their car.

Is really funny.

Don't do it unless you've got 3lit3 cycling skilzz tho'!

Saw a woman driving and putting on make-up, made me so shocked I dropped my latte over my battery shaver and and I had to put down my mobile phone to gain control of my steering-wheel. Women drivers!

[chicane]

Sometime in the past, a woman in the process of putting on her makeup whilst driving t-boned my car at a fair old whack, mashing up the driver door quite nicely. Lucky escape for me. The law was of course on her side.

[pisces]

At least they're looking forwards, slightly in the direction of traffic. Not like the ones that are so hypnotised by their kids they think it's more important to tickle their noses whilst driving