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    #21
    (Just in case it wasn't clear, that was a reference to yesterday's occurrence..)

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      #22
      Originally posted by timh
      (Just in case it wasn't clear, that was a reference to yesterday's occurrence..)
      I got it.

      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #23
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        This question comes up with stunning regularity really..

        On two successive days this week...
        No one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Sockpuppet
          No one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #25
            I lied, or at least my agent lied for me in order to get one of my first contracts. I had a telephone interview on a Friday, and the Monday I was flying to Holland, I was RTFM on the plane and in the Taxi to the client. I am glad I lied because the contact turned out well and the client very pleased.

            These days it is the reverse; I tone down my CV because clients seem to be put off if you are of a too higher standard.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #26
              Originally posted by Paddy
              clients seem to be put off if you are of a too higher standard.
              I have never had that problem.

              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet
                No one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.
                Oi!!!!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #28
                  Having met SA, I can vouch that her avatar is not a bad lookey-likey. There is definitely some likeness there.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Xenophon
                    Having met SA, I can vouch that her avatar is not a bad lookey-likey. There is definitely some likeness there.
                    Is it the glazed look in the eyes?
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Is it the glazed look in the eyes?


                      Hehe...
                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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