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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I'd point out that you also look very much like your avatar, but I fear the realisation that I was talking to such a honey would cause me to drool and loose the ability to speak again!


    God I'm smooth
    Silky smooth

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I'd point out that you also look very much like your avatar, but I fear the realisation that I was talking to such a honey would cause me to drool and loose the ability to speak again!


    God I'm smooth
    get a room !!

    is it me or do people get more horny during the hotter weather?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Xenophon


    Hehe...
    I'd point out that you also look very much like your avatar, but I fear the realisation that I was talking to such a honey would cause me to drool and loose the ability to speak again!


    God I'm smooth

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Is it the glazed look in the eyes?


    Hehe...

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    Having met SA, I can vouch that her avatar is not a bad lookey-likey. There is definitely some likeness there.
    Is it the glazed look in the eyes?

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  • Xenophon
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    Having met SA, I can vouch that her avatar is not a bad lookey-likey. There is definitely some likeness there.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    No one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.
    Oi!!!!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Paddy
    clients seem to be put off if you are of a too higher standard.
    I have never had that problem.

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  • Paddy
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    I lied, or at least my agent lied for me in order to get one of my first contracts. I had a telephone interview on a Friday, and the Monday I was flying to Holland, I was RTFM on the plane and in the Taxi to the client. I am glad I lied because the contact turned out well and the client very pleased.

    These days it is the reverse; I tone down my CV because clients seem to be put off if you are of a too higher standard.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    No one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    This question comes up with stunning regularity really..

    On two successive days this week...
    No one seems to question if your avatar is you, we just accept it. Maybe becuase its harder to believe a woman would post on a IT forum than it is to believe a space dwelling alien lizard would.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by timh
    (Just in case it wasn't clear, that was a reference to yesterday's occurrence..)
    I got it.

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  • timh
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    (Just in case it wasn't clear, that was a reference to yesterday's occurrence..)

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  • wendigo100
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    No. She is...

    Never mind. Look, I've been meaning to change that for ages, but I've got avatars turned off so I keep forgetting.

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  • timh
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    BTW, is your avertare really you???!

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