Smokers Nepotism

[SallyAnne]

Don't feel too hard done by. You have half of it!

Joke of the day - bravo

[DodgyAgent]

I have discovered that there is no future in my current project because I am not a smoker. The important work is discussed among the smokers at their fag breaks, and not at the meetings. I have even resorted to having virtual fag breaks to join in the discussions but the whole of the cigarette nepotism has got out of hand. Every permie manager is now a smoker. I have worked in other places with various cliques. One was a TA clique, another a football club clique, one IT department employed on Sri Lankan tamales and another Australians.

set fire to yourself as a protest

[andy]

Just buy a fake cigarette thingy and join the gang

[Paddy]

Just buy a fake cigarette thingy and join the gang

I could bring in a Hubble Bubble pipe with apple blossom herbs to smoke.

[Maxamus]

I started smoking because i wanted to be like James Dean

[sasguru]

I started smoking because i wanted to be like James Dean

Dead, like?

[BoredBloke]

"You should take up smoking. I smoke, and it makes me look cool."

I think you'll find that should be smoking AND drinking for ultimate cool points.