Iran threatens to 'Wipe Scotland off the Map'

**DodgyAgent** · 26 April 2007, 13:42

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

An ashen faced John Reid confirmed that Iran had threatened to wipe Scotland off the map.

Mr Reid commented 'If the current Polls in Scotland are correct and the SNP win the local then national elections - thir reckless policy of Scotlands abandonment of Trident and Nulcear Weapons means that Scotland will be wiped off the map by Iran - I have seen the documents which confirm this - but for Security purposes I cannot reveal them at this point in time'

'The only way to ensure security for Scotland then is to vote New Labour in the next Scottish Elections'

No comment was available from the Tehran Emabassy - however on the way to the embassy an Iranian exile Cab Driver (Mr Highlee Unlikelee) confirmed that the story ' rang true' .

AJP News Service (c)

where do you sign up to the "Iran appreciation society?"

**Troll** · 26 April 2007, 13:48

Can you volunteer?

**Bluebird** · 26 April 2007, 14:00

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

where do you sign up to the "Iran appreciation society?"

Tehran - send us a postcard

**DodgyAgent** · 26 April 2007, 14:01

Originally posted by Bluebird

Tehran - send us a postcard

it will be pasted on to my nuke

**Bluebird** · 26 April 2007, 14:06

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

it will be pasted on to my nuke

Great - I live in LONDON.

[make sure you don't miss]

**DodgyAgent** · 26 April 2007, 14:08

Originally posted by Bluebird

Great - I live in LONDON.

[make sure you don't miss]

er so do I

**Bluebird** · 26 April 2007, 14:12

Originally posted by DodgyAgent

er so do I

make sure you get back in time for it's arrival then

**DodgyAgent** · 26 April 2007, 14:19

Originally posted by Bluebird

make sure you get back in time for it's arrival then

should I warn the missus?

**AlfredJPruffock** · 26 April 2007, 14:27

Its an Ill (nuclear) Wind that blows nobody good !

Iran threatens to 'Wipe Scotland off the Map'