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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Belgium, man, Belgium...
    I worked for most of 2005 in Brussels - picked it up over there.
    Call the cops

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      #12
      cheese and chips, grated cheese melt over the top piping hot chips.

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        #13
        There is only one acceptable topping for chips, and thats gravy....northern gravy!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          There is only one acceptable topping for chips, and thats gravy....northern gravy!
          Oooh, northern boys love gravy ..

          Actually chips and curry sauce is an old favourite after a night in the tiles.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            There is only one acceptable topping for chips, and thats gravy....northern gravy!
            Are you from Macclesfield? (Look up Macc Lads if you don't understand the question).
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #16
              mmm, steak and kidney pudding
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                Are you from Macclesfield? (Look up Macc Lads if you don't understand the question).
                Ahhh great classics lines from the Macc lads like

                "We are the lads from Macc.... and we want some cra**"

                or "Charlottes the biggest s**g in Mac"

                or Uncle Nobby

                We should of put them in for Eurovison

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                  When I was looking for a career after leaving school I told my dad I wanted to be an astronaut, just like neil armstrong. I said 'I want to be shot into space'
                  dad said 'Well little EO, if yer mother had had her way , you would have been'





                  lol

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                    When I was looking for a career after leaving school I told my dad I wanted to be an astronaut, just like neil armstrong. I said 'I want to be shot into space'
                    dad said 'Well little EO, if yer mother had had her way , you would have been'





                    Shouldn't that be credited to Mr Roy "Chubby" Brown? or Royston Vasey as he is properly named.
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss
                      mmm, steak and kidney pudding
                      meat and potato pie, chips peas and gravy just to delicately float on 8 pints of bitter . A feast

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