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There is only one acceptable topping for chips, and thats gravy....northern gravy!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Oooh, northern boys love gravy ..Originally posted by SallyAnneThere is only one acceptable topping for chips, and thats gravy....northern gravy!
Actually chips and curry sauce is an old favourite after a night in the tiles.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Are you from Macclesfield? (Look up Macc Lads if you don't understand the question).Originally posted by SallyAnneThere is only one acceptable topping for chips, and thats gravy....northern gravy!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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mmm, steak and kidney puddingThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Ahhh great classics lines from the Macc lads likeOriginally posted by The Lone GunmanAre you from Macclesfield? (Look up Macc Lads if you don't understand the question).
"We are the lads from Macc.... and we want some cra**"
or "Charlottes the biggest s**g in Mac"
or Uncle Nobby
We should of put them in for EurovisonComment
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lolOriginally posted by EternalOptimistWhen I was looking for a career after leaving school I told my dad I wanted to be an astronaut, just like neil armstrong. I said 'I want to be shot into space'
dad said 'Well little EO, if yer mother had had her way , you would have been'

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Shouldn't that be credited to Mr Roy "Chubby" Brown? or Royston Vasey as he is properly named.Originally posted by EternalOptimistWhen I was looking for a career after leaving school I told my dad I wanted to be an astronaut, just like neil armstrong. I said 'I want to be shot into space'
dad said 'Well little EO, if yer mother had had her way , you would have been'
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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meat and potato pie, chips peas and gravy just to delicately float on 8 pints of bitter . A feastOriginally posted by Bagpussmmm, steak and kidney puddingComment
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